Aw, Brain, No

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Hope is not a finite resource. We will not run out. Hope increases as it is shared. I will hope, and you can hope, and we will hope together and increase our stores.

Hope is infinite. This is not the end - not as long as we are still here, still hoping. There is no end to hope. This is not the end.

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(Transcript: So In case you haven’t noticed I love my job. And here is one of the main reasons why. Today like the trucker version of Hulk walks in. Just this big burly dude. And he goes 

“Hey kid like I don’t know what to get what do you recommend”

And I was like. ‘Oh Sir for you I deinitely recommend the pink lemonade tea’

And he goes “Oh well that sounds kinda fruity” 

And before my brain could be like, hey Mattie you’re at work don’t make comments like you’re about to make. I go 

‘Oh sir well I’m fruity’. 

This poor man. 

He goes “Oh well what does that mean”

I was like ‘Oh I just really like fruit.

And he goes “You know what, let me try it” 

I was like ‘ok’

And so I make him the drink and this is what he does. 

((takes a sip)) “You know kid, I think I might be fruity too”

Waah. Sir that’s not what fruity means but I didn’t have the heart to tell him. It was so pure.)

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What a bald eagle sounds like. (via aefeagles)

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I for one am sick of movies dubbing over these giant squeaky toys with red-tailed hawks

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The screaming freedom chicken is honestly a mood

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Video without sound: fearsome predator shoves his very large beak very close to you

Video with sound: this squeaky toy has Opinions

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Facebook: we analysed your entire internet history, tracked your location and took a deep dive into your personal relationships, and we’ve decided to recommend you this specific conditioner that you also saw in your local Tesco two days ago, aint that neat!

Tumblr: HEY sHITHEAD *slurring words* how would you like to buy  *throws dart* a gym membership for your *spins wheel* pARROT

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EVERYTIME I SEE THIS I START LAUGHING ITS NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY

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[ID: tweet by roshan @papa_rosh. The tweet is dated 7/12/21. "anyway, I think an apt way to think about climate change is that there are "no non-radical futures." Either we change everything, or the earth changes everything for us. Anyone selling you "realistic" incremental change is performing the work of charlatans and denialists."]

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